At least make sure they are 18
Why
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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