He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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