i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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