you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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