He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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