wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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