Me. At least after what I've been through.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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