I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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