38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My feet surprised me
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
