A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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