I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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