5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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