he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So vagazzling was a success
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