Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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