It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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