Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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