i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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