i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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