At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby