So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
even my farts smell like vagina
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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