i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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