He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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