i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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