how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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