Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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