Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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