Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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