Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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