I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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