it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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