Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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