Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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