So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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