i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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