I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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