I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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