She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just invented taco cereal.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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