so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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