Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I understand Curling. That high.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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