Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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