i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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