I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
this is an emotional support booty call
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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