Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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