Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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