YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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