Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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