big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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