I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
