Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just high enough for therapy.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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