No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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