is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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