After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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