why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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