Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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