Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Randomize
