I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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