The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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