Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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