You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Congratulations! We have a period
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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