Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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