So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
